I'm the king of this pity party with my jewel-encrusted crown.

Damn it! That is the fucking 5th time I have lost this post today! FUCK!

Anyways, today I went to see Friday the 13th at Valley View Cinemark. I went with my uncle and my brother. We got there around 7:10, after getting discounted food at Wal-Mart, and it started at 7:35. The beginning of the movie was like "What the fuck...?!" And then everyone got it and started laughing. The first time the one ho girl showed her tits, this little girl behind us was like "Eeew!" And the whole top half of the theater was obnoxious, laughing every time someone died, and they kept screaming "Run, bitch, run!" "Jason's gun getcha!"

Well, when the black dude got a wok to protect himself, this one guy by us was screaming "You got a fucking wok? Gonna stir-fry Jason?" XD It was actually really hilarious. It was a real good movie, though. It made me jump a lot cause Jason always appeared out of nowhere. :O! I got home then. I have my phone back, by the way! My mom got it back and put money on it for Valentine's Day. Along with candy and a gift card. I love my mom. :D

I have to read Great Expectations. I'm using SparkNotes until I can actually read. I feel like one of those dumbasses in my English class. Well, that's it for now. A POST ON WINTER FORMAL TOMORROW! :D

--Jason

LOLOLOL

Tonights tenants range from a lawyer and a virgin, accesorizing with a roasary tucked inside her lingerie.

Great day today! English, we had a "This City Reads" thing. I read Great Expectations for the whole time, finishing the chapter I missed. Ms. Velotta didn't know there was an adjusted schedule, and that we would leave at 8:32, not 8:08. She had no lesson plan, so I read some more. I am on page 64. :D Bio was cut short, too. I grasp the concept of Meiosis better now. :D Spanish was also cut short! We had a listening test, though. I kept spacing out; so I had to guess on a few--like 3? XD

Stud was fun. Missy was selling tickets. Me & Abbey walked around the hallways and stuff. Courtney pissed me off. I got her sheet music from her "purse" and she's like "NEVER GO IN A GIRL'S PURSE!" And A)It's not a purse, it's a bag where se puts her books for school. B)It's not like she has severed body parts in there, or is fucking everyone and has lots of condoms and sex photos. XD! We also made paper snowflakes! Wewt! Lunch was good. 4c, we fucked around and shit. :)

Gym was so much fun again! Fitness challenge with teams. 1st, Sit ups. Ariona vs. Brenna. We won! 2nd, push ups. Jawaun vs. Dillon. We won! 3rd, Jump rope. ME VS. EMILY. :) I fucking beasted! 85 jumps in 45 seconds. WHOA! :O! Next, rope climbing. Amanda vs. John.. John climbs in literally 10 seconds. Amanda goes halfway. They won. :( Next, Shuttle Run. Anthony (Why the fuck did he do this?) vs. Liiinds! They won. Obviously. We still have to do Tug-O-War. :) We swung on the rope the rest of the time.

History, uhh, we did these questions from the board, and just like i promised myself, I worked on it! I'm surprisingly almost done! :D! Algebra, like, 20 passes were delivered for us to go to guidance, including me and Brenna. We didn't know what the fuck was up. So we get there and see on the pass "Speech & Hearing." So Dajsza's like "Oh, good, we're not in trouble, we're just deaf. I thought my mom died!" XD We had not passed that hearing test thing. Eeep. I talked to Marlesa for the first time, she's real cool!

I go in and while they put on the headphones, the one lady says (And I know she means Marlesa) "We better get the loudmouth girl next." The other lady: "I know, I might have to slap her in the head." What the fuck?! That's illegal as what! Anyways, Algebra was good, I understand what we're doing. Easy as hell. She signed recommendations and was like "You want Honors? I should check your grades." I had a B+ average for the first semester, but a low B in the 2nd quarter. She said if I do Honors, I'll be more a C range, possibly. No, I won't. I'll work really hard. So, she recommended for it!

I got home and did random shit. I walked the dog with Emma as it started to rain. Those obnoxious 6th graders were following us calling me gay and saying Emma was hot and asking her out and shit. They came over by us and I flipped them off. They're like "Hey, he flipped me off!" XD They went and told their Dad or something and called after Emma "Please?" She was so pissed. Anyways, I had no homework except to study for Spanish. I had chili dogs for the first time, I think (Maybe I've had them before?), and they were so fucking good. :)

I discovered 2 old songs I like. Torn by Natalie Imbruglia and Hole in the Head by Sugababes. XD Well, I must go shower now. Reading and studying, then bed time. :D

Just talk yourself up and tear yourself down.

Today was pretty good. Well, i didn't feel well when I woke up, but I HATE missing school, so I went. English, we did this writing thing on Great Expectations. That book is hard to understand, but good, nonetheless. :) Biology we drew meiosis and shit. XD Spanish, we learned about writing dates and stuff. Easy. :D Stud-me & Abbey tried getting her old phone to work. Her old phone sucks! It's the kind where all the buttons are on the outside. Eeep! :( Lunch was quiet. 4c, Maria and Hannah were doing that karaoke thing with Ryan Cabrera's "On the Way Down" :) I love that song! Me and Missy talked about schtuff, and then it was time for Gym. We did more Team Building. :) I love that stuff! First we had a Cha-Cha Slide competition. I learned how to do Charlie Brown the right way! :D My team won the Cha-CHa competition. Wewt! Next we did Long Jump-roping. 3 people jump at once. We beat the other team again. I think we got to 36 or 37 cause Lindsey tripped. XD Then we did a Jump-rope chant comptetition, which we also won. Undefeated! :D

History was actually alright. We took a quiz on the section I only read half of and I got a 2/5. = Then he talked to us about classes for next year. I'm taking Honors Econ. in 10th, AP Euro or US History in 11h and AP Gov't in 12th. :) Algebra, we had a quiz. Right before it, I finally think I grasped all the concepts and saved my grade. Creeeepy. XD After school, me, Rayy, Devvy Chan and Jess went to see Mr. Testa cause they needed to get stuff signed for next year. Then we went to Drama. It turns out the whole cast may be in "We Open in Venice" which I'm uberly happy about, I love that song! Then we did Kiss Me, Kate; then Another Op'nin, Another Show; then Tom, Dick or Harry. :) It was Hammy day! :D

After, me, Sam, Amanda, Jess P and Shelby were in Miss Sawyer's room. We were in the Cafe, but Angela (Who looks black from tanning so much) was there. In her room, me and Amanda discussed classes and such. Then Miss Sawyer was laughing at my story about that guy who called my old phone asking for ALbert and left numerous voicemails about my high equity and interest on my credit cards. XD I got a ride home from Sam, got online, and then went to sleep. I kept waking up, and got up around 8:30! Yet I'm still kinda tired. I ahve to read for History now. Bye!

--Jason

Have some composure, where is your posture? You're pulling the trigger all wrong.

Blehh. I feel like shit right now. I seriously think I got a cold AND a cough today. In addition to that, I'm tired as hell, my tummy hurts, and I have a migraine. Ugghh! I stayed after school today because I had Drama at 5. Me and Caitlyn and Charli chilled until then. Me and Caitlyn were walking through the halls and this bitchy janitor was like "Where are you 2 supposed to be?!" and I'm like "Wherever the fuck I wanna be, crazy old bitch!" Onlynotreally. So rude. She isn't fucking security. =p

We saw Tom and Max do their dance a million times, it looks real good! We started at 5. I'm on stage in the dance so far for like, 20 seconds. I feel like I'm not even being used. = I should've pushed myself harder at auditions. :( Ughh. My mom was late picking me up. Whatevs.

Today we missed 2nd period for scheduling. I beleive I worked everything out!
1-Honors English 10
2-Honors Physics
3-Spanish II
4-Student Council
5-Honors Geometry
6-Honors Econ/Phys Ed.
7-Show Choir (If I make it)

And Valley Voyages (?) I must talk to Ashley about eet.
Yes. I have to study for Spanish and read 3 chapters of Great Expectations. Then I'm taking a shower, maybe watching Always Sunny and going to bed around 11. Tomorrow will be good. I'm gonna make it be good. Oh, in Gym we did this team building thing. We had to get everyone on our team from one mat to the center of the gym on a big mat and not touch the floor at all using only a scooter, a jumprope, a hockey stick and a cone. XD But Dylan of course stole all our ideas. Fucking stab. Then when me and Amanda were on the scooters during Free Time, I accidentally knowcked her over. Then I was on it and when I stopped, Dylan purposely knowked me over for payback towards Amanda.
THAT KID NEEDS TO MIND HIS OWN FUCKING BUSINESS. GAHH! Eeep. :)
That's all for now. Bye! :D

--Jason

With hands held high into a sky so blue as the ocean opens up to swallow you.

Last night I attempted watching Hannibal, but I kept falling asleep and re-starting it, so I gave up. I'll watch it later. Right now, I'm watching amusing videos of this HORRIBLE Italian kid singing American songs. I must post them in this entry. XD You'll all die. He's singing Ladie's Choice from Hairspray in one and he's like "WWOOOOOW!" In a real creepy way. Bwahaha! Zomg. I just had to share this. Here are the videos. Just links, cause YouTube is being a motherfucking bitch. :)

Viva La Vida, by Coldplay:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0nnXkMYXq4&feature=channel_page
Ladies Choice, from Hairspray:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtU2qXYM9wg&feature=channel_page
I Miss You, by blink-182:
(He has a friend with him here, who is even worse)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsQWGWTj8_A&feature=channel_page
Year 3000, by The Jonas Brothers:
(Probably the worst.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrxqm0rke0M&feature=channel_page
This one is just a crazy old lady dancing in the street. XDDDD
ASHLEY, WATCH IT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EXeBLvmllg&feature=channel
"Texting While Driving," from Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil is so pointless now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDlYSPVro0Q&NR=1

Yeah. Maybe another blog later? Yes, 2! :O!

This jealous actress has a habit of making things sound way too tragic.

So, today was a real good day. At like, 12 in the morning, my brother said he was sneaking a friend in, and I didn't care. I watched Zack and Miri Make A Porno, which was without a doubt one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen, but it was so fucking funny! XD Then I watched The Silence of the Lambs for the first time ever, and it was INDESCRIBABLE. Amazing movie. One of my new favorites. =D I got to bed around 5AM. =O! I got up around 12:30, and felt horrible. I didn't eat anything yesterday after I got home. I walked zee dog and my brother finally installed iTunes, so I was importing stuff for a real long time.

I went to the movies to see Push today! We were supposed to get there at 7, I was there a little after 6:50. I waited around alone for a few minutes, then Jamie and Emilee got there. We got tickets and were waiting for everyone else. Whilst waiting, I saw Nicole come in, and I said Hi to her. =) Then we saw John and Marcus--who looked like he had been in a tanning accident. Farmer's tan. XD They all finally got there, since Emilee had previously said 7:30 to get there, but she said 7 in a voicemail Michael hadn't got until just before leaving. Booo. He arrived, follwed by Sami and Dooley! Who I hadnt been expecting to come.

We got seats. then Athena, Taylor and Kristyn came in. :) We were making fun of all the trailers--Knowing, Fighting (Yes. Fighting is a movie title) and all these one worded, -ing verb movie titles. XD Midway through the movie this lady comes in and says to Hannah, who has her phone out, "Turn your cell phone off. Turn it off, or I'll take it away and you'll have to leave." She can't take it! Fucking dragon queen.

The movie ended up being pretty good. I'd give it a 3.5 out of 5, maybe a 4. :D We went to Wal-Mart after, and we were so loud! When we were in the crafts section, this elderly employee shot us a few dirty looks. Then we were in the lingerie section and Sami and Athena were talking about what underwear they had. XD Then we got tons of those 1$ boxes of candy. Athena, Sami, Taylor and Kristyn left, leaving 4 of us. Michael got popsicles, which he kept calling "suckers" and we paid and left. Michael's mom was waiting outside, then me and Emilee and Jamie went across the street back to Cinemark. We got picked up, and now I'm home. I'm gonna watch Hannibal and Red Dragon. Bye!

--Jason

I was difficut to reach, but you picked me.

Just lost my whole fucking entry. Talk to me online elsewhere if you wanna know what's happened to me in the past few days. Going to finish reading Great Expectations and study for history. Fuck Blogger's dumb server.

In short. I have all A's, including a 114% in W Hist, I understand all material. We started reading Great Expectations today. I have Drama on Monday. Seeing Push on Saturday? We learned the verb "to come" in Spanish. Interesting class, that was. :)